Captivating as Christmas Lights
T'was the night before Christmas, and the car on the drive
Began to act as Santa's new guide
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
While Santa beaconed in, knowing he'd get there
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds
While visions of Dad's shiny car danc'd in their heads
Mama in her 'kerchief was taking a nap
While Daddio was wrapping a Power Maxed cap
While moments away the reindeer leapt and bound
To get there before the whole family was sleep and sound
For Santa was desperate for a shinier sleigh
But the North Pole's budget wouldn't stretch that way
"Fear not" elves advised, "We'll make it like new,"
We know exactly which product to use
"It's called Power Maxed; it will do the trick,"
Santa said "It better; the sleigh's dull as a brick."
Bad news for Santa, the Power Maxed waxes had gone
They had been given as presents; every last one
So Santa had to borrow an existing wax
And fortunately he could see who used Power Maxed
He scanned the driveways from the sky above
Until he saw a car that had received lots of love
He zoned in on the car, bright as it was
Knowing from the brightness, he couldn't get lost
Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
As Santa and his sleigh landed; the finish couldn't be matte-er
He bellowed "Where is it?", Daddio shouted "What?"
"The wax you used, it's in a 200ml pot!"
Daddio nodded once, and to the garage he went
And returned with a wax on which just £50 he'd spent
He brought out some applicators and they both got to work
About halfway through, Santa developed a smirk
For his sleigh looked brighter than it had when new
But the wax was just so darn easy to use!
After using the Captivating as Christmas Lights Wax
Santa vowed to only ever use Power Maxed.
Wax type: Refined Montan wax
Scent: Christmas Cranberries
1. Put some Captivating as Christmas Lights onto a microfibre applicator pad.
2. Apply to paintwork in light, even, circular strokes.
3. Leave to cure for 5 minutes.
4. Buff away, enjoying the scent of Christmas Cranberries and leaving sparkling paintwork underneath.
5. Stand back and admire your newly protected, Captivating as Christmas Lights paintwork.